Header Ads Widget

Ticker

6/recent/ticker-posts

See The Side Hustle Wizkid, Davido, Naira Marley & Others Would Have Been Doing If Not For Music (Zlatan’s Own Is Worse ๐Ÿ˜‚)

Atimes having a weird thought in your head alone – might look stupid, but sometimes you ain’t alone in having that silly thinking.



A thought of what would have become of many Nigerian artistes if they ain’t doing music came to my head in this hot afternoon and I asked some of my colleagues and to be my disbelief they also had the thought sometimes back.

So we came up with – “If not Music – these are the side hustle we think these superstars would have been instead”

These might actually looks funny to you though, but it somehow accurate to me – What Do You Think?

11. Bodeblaq – Painter

Apart from being very musically talented – Bode Blaq is also a very Painter – Dem this one fit draw on top water ๐Ÿ˜‚

Obviously, if not for music, the “Journey” EP crooner would have been a Painter.

10. Tems – Make-up artist

Singer Tems, would have been a Makeup artiste, with the fast growth of the Make-Up industry, Tems would have been CEO Tems Baby Makeover ๐Ÿ˜‚

9. Fireboy – Selling Pinks Lip Cream Under Ikeja Bridge

It’s obvious Fireboy have a thing for looking all good and fresh – If, without fame and money, Damola might look for an alternative to still fly n fresh regardless.

And how do you force freshness without money in Lagos? Na Ikeja Underbridge pink lips and clean hair cut – You go come be like Treysongz Iyana Ipaja ๐Ÿ˜‚

8. Blaqbonez – Pornstar

When Blaqbonez was singing BBC, you people thought he was joking? LMAO – That Black guy go get big Gbola O!

He might have been the next KingTBlackHoc if not for M.I & Chocolate City in his life ๐Ÿ˜…

READ ALSO: 8 Nigerian Artistes Who Have Side Hustle Apart From Music

7. DJ Cuppy – Wig Seller

As per Omo Baba Olowo na – DJ Cuppy won’t sign up for a very hard side hustle – Wig selling is her best bet.

DJ Cuppy seems like those popular Instagram wig vendors that someone always eventually comes to drag on Twitter because they sold a fake bone straight wig and said they didn’t have a return policy.

6. Teniola – Lagos Agbero

With Teni physique and her “I Don’t Care” attitude, she already looks like she would do a killer job at it.

No Danfo Driver will be able to Chance her anyhow – She has the Giran voice and her OT don already strong.

5. Olamide – Barber

Olamide and my barber have one thing in common: They have many stories to tell.

Imagine Olamide lining you up and telling you about the times when he didn’t have any money. Goals ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

4. Davido – Hypeman

He has the voice, he has Gra Gra – What else are you looking for in your Hypeman – That Davido doesn’t have.

Omo! Davido would have been shutting down Night clubs in Lagos if not for fame and 30 Billion.

3. Zlatan – OPC (Oduduwa People Congress)

If not Oladips and Olamide in Zlatan’s Life – Maybe he would have been the leader of OPC Squad – Ikorodu branch by now ๐Ÿ˜‚

We knew how rough the start is for Zlatan. He said he wanted to be a footballer before, and we know how footballer dreams are often cut short in this country – Baba go don frustrate join OPC.

2. Wizkid – Jigolo (Sugar Boy)

Fresh hot boy from the hood of Surulere with Pink Lips – Forget it! Wizkid would have up to 6000+ Sugar mummies ๐Ÿ˜‚

He come even get Swag join! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

1. Naira Marley – Weed Seller At Elegushi Beach

Naira Marley will be like “Bro! Marley Kush, Colorado, Arizona dey Oo!” ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ – Who would have done it better?

With his love for Weed ehn! Selling of weed is definitely Naira Marley’s calling, and there’s a high chance of switching back to that hustle if Music money no dey really enter again.

Post a Comment

0 Comments